Age(Optional): What!? Never ask a lady-ham their age!
Gender: Hmph. This is getting ridiculous. I am a GIRL. G-I-R-L-E..wait, no E..I think.
Species: I am a Russian Dwarf ham-ham!
Friends: Well, I haven't..exactley..met anyone yet..
Loves: W-WHAT!? Well..err...no one...yet? I geuss...
Likes: I love to paint, I also love Sunflower seeds-What Ham doesn't-, hearing music, and hams that don't critisize my art~
Dislikes: Cats, Art criticizing hams, and paintbrushes.
Bio: I am Splatter, Ham-Ham of Shannon, the art enthusiast. You see this here stick with the berry? *Waves to her 'paintbrush'* Its is the most efficient painting tool a ham ca